Pregnancy in the 1940's.
(Doc) - "Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you".... (Patient) - "Thats MISS Smith, doctor!".... (Doc) - "Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you"....
What do you call the guy that graduated last in his class at med school?
Doctor.
Why does doctor pepper come in a can?
Because his wife is dead
"Have you tried sleeping?
Okay. And you've had enough burritos lately? Hmm. Well, this is puzzling." - me as a doctor
Keep your daughters away from Olympic Track
and Field events: Doctor's orders.