How do animals cross the ocean?
On a Gir-raft.
If you go to an animal shelter and ask for a cat, they get really upset
if you play them like a guitar and scream ROCK YOU LIKE A FURRICANE.
The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil.
I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, "Keep the change you filthy animal."
Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection?
...because curiosty killed the cat
Today I learned two things: 1.
Build-A-Bear Workshop only lets you stuff fake animals 2. Mall security guards get to use real handcuffs