Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs.
Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?
At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: "I work with animals every day!" She: "Oh how sweet!
What is it that you do?" He: "I'm a butcher."
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
I just think there are a lot more animals
out there we could be eating.
What is your mom's favorite animal?
Macaque.