Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small.
I saw this one guy really, really beat Bobby
Flay It was his ex wife's lawyer.
Did you hear about the lawyer who ate gold?
He passed the bar
What clothes do lawyers wear to work?
Lawsuits.
A farmer walks past a tombstone that says: Here lies a lawyer, an honest man, a man of integrity.
The peasant crosses himself and says scared: "Blessed Virgin, three men buried in the same grave!"