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don't kid yourself, the pace at which the cursor blinks before
a blank space in a document is the actual heartbeat of God
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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
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If you are considering decorating your car for
Christmas, please seek immediate mental help.
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Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year.
I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing
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I forgot :( Whilst climbing in the roof space to get down the kids Christmas gifts, I found a present I'd forgotten last year.
Such a shame - they would have loved that puppy.
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I bought a Christmas tree today.
The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.I said, "No, I'll probably put it in the living room."
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