Why did the wife go to the eye doctor?
Because she couldn't see eye to eye with her husband.
Why did the husband go to the doctor?
Because he had a wife headache.
My parents decided the key to a successful marriage is going out to a fancy restaurant twice a week.
My dad goes out Mondays and my mom goes out Fridays.
Love is blind, only marriage
opens your eyes.
Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond...
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.