[at a child's birthday party] Lady: which one's yours?
Me: uhh, that one L: that's my daughter M: *grabs the cake and runs*
I told my BF I dreamt he got me a ring for my birthday.
Later, I found a wrapped box from him, with a book entitled "the meaning of dreams".
i got a Rolex for my birthday from my lesbian friends.
I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.
What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?
Forget about it.
For my birthday, I got a Rolex from my lesbian neighbor.
I think she misunderstood me when I told her I wanna watch.