Procrastination has taught me how to do 30 minutes of
work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes.
Heard on Haight St.
the other day: Why didnt the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Cause he was just too far out, man. Edit: I work on Haight St. This was in exchange for one cigarette.
Obama supporters are like Christmas lights...
Half of them don't work and the other half aren't very bright.
where does a one legged waitress work?
I-HOP
Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch
of numbers down and hope they're tired that night.