Lately I've found my job, building kitchen
work surfaces, to be counter productive.
I need some white people jokes.
I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got.
Reenacting the Civil War seems like a lot of work.
I'd much rather reenact the Cola War from my couch. First is the battle of Whiskey.
Because the unspeakable can also happen to men I bought myself a rape alarm.
I'll be fucked if this thing doesn't work.
I had an odd-job man in to help me do some work around the house.
I gave him a list of 10 things to do. He only did numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.