I REALIZED THAT I AM THE VICTIM After ten years of marriage, the wife asks her husband: - Honey, are you by nature a winner or a loser?
- Honey, over the years I realized that I am the victim ...
What do you call a wife who loves to shop?
A credit to her husband.
So 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds
that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister.
Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond...
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband...
- I should have married the devil instead of you! - Well, that's impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!