Mad props to New York for dressing
up as New Orleans for Halloween.
What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?
Dork chocolate
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?
To the boo-ty parlour.
My favourite Halloween joke: "I was going to dress up as
Jian Gomeshi but I figured that would be too creepy."
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year.
Now, it's Election night.