Dear XBOX Kinect If I wanted to use my whole
body to play sports, I'd play sports.
Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sports Authority?
Cuz he likes Dicks.
Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water Waiter: No problem, I'll get you
a new one Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports
I'm no Peyton Manwich, but I'm not afraid of putting a little sports
juice on my hands, bending over and hutting the ball to myself
Boxing and fencing Two sports that have
nothing to do with boxes or fences