Why is Santa Claus so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
What do redditors give one another on Christmas?
Gifs.
3 days before Christmas, my wife drops her 2007-era iPhone in a public toilet.
I get the hint. She wants me to get her a much cheaper phone.
Do you know what the kid with no hands got for Christmas?
Me neither. He couldn't open his presents.
Christmas is great!
You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended.