Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What is the dumbest animal?
An ignoraMOOSE
Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal.
You grab their tail and they're like "have that one, I don't even want it"
So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film.
Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."
Some people say Ketamine is just for animals...
They need to get off their high horses.