Wanna know what it's like being married?
Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film.
Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."
5 lil monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off & bumped his head called
the doctor & the doctor said U DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS
Why did the crab never share?
Because he's shellfish.
A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzhu.