Good news, insomniacs!
Only 1 more sleep 'til Christmas!
[30 Days of Christmas Jokes] Why was Santa's little helper sad?
Because he had low ELFesteem
"Are you the ghost of Christmas past?" -
what I ask a person with a flip phone.
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?[OC]
(please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.