"What would be your main strength?" Well, I can communicate with animals...
"Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?" They can't understand me.
It's kind of obvious why Western countries don't eat cat Can you imagine how
costly it must be to kill the same animal 9 times before you can eat it?
At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: "I work with animals every day!" She: "Oh how sweet!
What is it that you do?" He: "I'm a butcher."
I am an expert at making balloon animals.
May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?
If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattering
Then halloween and thanksgiving would fall on the same day