Son and a Blow Job A man is sitting at home and his son walks in from school.
The son says "Dad! I had my first blow job today!" And the father says "really? How was it?" "It tasted awful!"
I got caught making out with my cousin once - mum and dad went mental.
In my defence we were just kids, and there was an awful lot of alcohol at her funeral.
He fucked his dad When mom found out she wanted to join.
She wanted to do some kinky things with urination "Pee on our boy" The son didn't want to Oedipus
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
Mom: Time to wake updog.
Son: *groggily* What's updog? Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u? Dad (from hallway): OWNED