Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
TV Anchor: I don't have my Halloween costume yet but it's going to be cool and wet!
Me: Wow you go girl! TVA: turning to weather... M: Oh...
I'm doing a UK Halloween party and your all invited..
Location : farnborough air show
Nicki Minaj washes off her Halloween make up to reveal Lady Gaga who washes
her face to reveal Madonna who washes her face to reveal an Emu.
People used to dress as monsters for Halloween.
Now they dress as characters from shows you don't watch.