What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals?
A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection?
...because curiosty killed the cat
At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: "I work with animals every day!" She: "Oh how sweet!
What is it that you do?" He: "I'm a butcher."