Why don't you say grace when eating Chinese food?
Because they run you over with a tank if you do. Found this on Becker, didn't know if I should put this here or goingtohellforthis
I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant.
It's called The Valhallah Snakbar.
There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and
Ebola: The directions say the medication must be taken with food.
Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go.
Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*
They're building a restaurant on Mars now...
They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere.