How to legalize animal poaching ?
Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.
Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals.
I'm not that smart, people.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
What colour animals have the most sex?
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
"What would be your main strength?" Well, I can communicate with animals...
"Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?" They can't understand me.