What do you call a bug that won't go away?
A feature.
How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?
None, it is a hardware issue!
[escorted out of google hq with armful of snakes at 9:02am on my 1st day]
WELL MAYBE U SHOULDA CLARIFIED WAT U MEANT BY "PYTHON PROGRAMMER"
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?
Dev Patel.