Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're
at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?
Why don't teachers trust atoms?
They make up everything, including homework excuses.
"What time do I get off?" has an entirely different
meaning when you work in the sex industry.
[Crate and Barrel job interview] "So why do you want to work
here?" DONKEY KONG [sweating]: I love interior design
Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done??
Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)