"What would be your main strength?" Well, I can communicate with animals...
"Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?" They can't understand me.
Some people say Ketamine is just for animals...
They need to get off their high horses.
How to legalize animal poaching ?
Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.