I'm on a seafood diet I
sea food and I eat it.
Eat local.
Your neighbor's food.
A tad bit racist...
How do you starve a black man? Put his food-stamps next to his work boots.
Don't call me "Dad", please call me by my professional title, "Half-Eaten
Food Connoisseur Broken Toy Engineer Butt-Wipeologist".
Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas?
Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.