SON: Can horses run in the Olympics?
DAD: Wouldn't be fair SON: Why not? DAD: [hand on son's shoulder] Usain Bolt is just too fast, buddy
My dad told me "Son if you don't stop masturbating
you'll go blind" I told him "Dad I'm over here"
While seen my x-ray, my doctor said....
You know, when I was a child my dad use to tell me "A picture is worth a thousand words" But this one just say "You're screwed"
Son: Dad can sand melt?
Me putting down my glass: Don't be ridiculous of course it can't
My dad use to take me to the circus to see the tattooed man and the bearded lady.
Now, I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart.