On Halloween I like to go to the store and buy apples and
razorblades just to see the look on the clerk's face.
For Halloween this year, I went as
Julian Assange And stayed home.
Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
What do birds say on Halloween?
"Trick-or-tweet!"
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.
'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No I'm an undercover agent".