Why did the husband buy his wife a scale?
Because he wanted to weigh his options.
My nephew asked me what marriage was like.
So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.
Moss and Algae take a liking to each other.
Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks.
Why do melons have traditional marriages?
Because they cantaloupe
Wait, 12 years a slave
isn't about marriage?