Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?
They need space.
Why did the Russians lose the space race?
Their rocket kept Stalin!
I hosted a debate between "Safe Space" advocates and critics The safe
space advocates didn't show up and called for my resignation.
What do you call the ticket to get into a giant space station shaped like a vagina?
A cunt-astro-fee!
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes!
Now fuck off you c*nt!"