Why do elephants never use computers?
They're afraid of the mouse.
What's the smartest animal on the farm?
The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)
What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?
Hula the dogs out?
So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film.
Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."
What colour animals have the most sex?
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow