How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.
Two programmers walk into a bar: a
blond, a brunette and a red head.
Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
Because it is below C level.
3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1.
Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one.