Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs.
Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?
Little known fact: If you ride any animal in the zoo for more than 30 seconds...
it's yours to keep.
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
A king fish.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Animal testing is pointless.
We already know they're animals.