All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper who
doesn't miss the target every time he shoots.
What did the testicle say to the other testicle?
"Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
For christmas i bought my girlfriend a pair of shoes and a dildo.
That way if she doesnt like the shoes she can go fuck herself.
It must have been something to watch MC Escher's kids run
down the stairs on Christmas morning for all eternity.