My dad "Girls are the devil, always remember that son" says my married
father while we were eating supper in front of my mother/his wife
Dad Joke - Did the melon get married without permission?
No, it Cantelope.
Dad cooks deer for dinner and doesn't tell the kids what it is...
He gives them a hint "It's what your mom calls me" The kids respond "It's a fucking dick, don't eat it"
In hell, the thermostat is guarded
by a bunch of dads.
"Why are you always tired, Dad?" my 3-year-old asked
as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.