[marriage counselling] Her: he always thinks he's talking to me on CB radio Me: I don't, over Her: It's over Me: It's what?
Over
What do you call a husband who remembers anniversaries?
A unicorn.
Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided
enough to start a life together in New Jersey.
Relationship Status: we made
our marriage counselor cry.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale...
I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest.