*I throw u a kiss* *u duck* *it flies into space* [6 bn yrs later - the
planet Xargx] LORD ZARG: Kill the- *kiss hits his cheek* LZ: Aww nvm
How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?
You planet early.
A really twisted joke What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?
They both left bodies in four states.
Wondering what atrocity I committed in a former
life to deserve this shitty parking space.
"any questions for Mr.
deGrasse Tyson?" [I knock over an old woman while sprinting to the mic] HOW DOES AIR CONDITIONING WORK IN SPACE?