What's the smartest animal on the farm?
The farmer (this killed my 12yo brothers)
Why Latvian man did cross road?
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
At a First Date Conversation At a first date: He: "I work with animals every day!" She: "Oh how sweet!
What is it that you do?" He: "I'm a butcher."
Most animals don't like gore.
But leeches are suckers for blood.
Local news is like Facebook.
You get stories you don't care about, some jerk talks about weather and it all ends with pictures of animals doing funny stuff.