What's a programmer's favorite drug?
Codeine.
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
Because it is below C level.
why don't programmers like nature?
because it has too many bugs
The programmer's wife tells her husband: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread.
if they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that's a hardware issue.