Why did the computer programmer get stuck in the shower forever?
Because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said to "1. Lather 2. Rinse 3. Repeat"
A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss.
When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;
There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand
pointers and Segmentation fault (core dumped)
The programmer's wife tells her husband: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread.
if they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
because they can't C#