How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, it's a hardware problem
Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Why did the programmer die in the shower?
He followed the shampoo instructions.
Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
A programmers wife tells him...
A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread...