Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?
Because there is no atmosphere!
I must admit, my "Kiss Me, I Have The Zika Virus" T-shirt is
giving me a lot of personal space inside this subway car.
Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead
of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes!
Now fuck off you c*nt!"
How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?
You planet early.