What's the best thing about being a meth head?
1 sleep until Christmas.
How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?
He felt his presents...
When I hear the Christmas song about nuts roasting on an
open fire, my testicles move into a defensive formation.
Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year.
I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing
"Enjoying your day off?" - what Jewish
people say to each other on Christmas.