What is programmers' favorite wine?
[yellow tail]
I worked a 10-hour day today...
Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary.
Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
A programmer was found dead in the shower this morning ...
Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'.