How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, its a hardware problem
Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*.
Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience.
How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?
None, it is a hardware issue!
I watched a programmer do stand-up comedy.
I've gotta say, I loved his bits.
What is a java programmers favorite bird?
A BlueJ