What's a computer's favorite snack?
Microchips.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm gonna need some specs or an outline of the scope, before I can get you an estimate.
Why are C programmers poor?
They don't have any inheritance. Or... Why should you not date a C programmer? They have no class.
A programmer was found dead in the shower this morning ...
Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'.
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, it's a hardware problem