When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't
it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?
Why did the star go to jail?
Because it was a shooting star.
interviewer: any interests outside of work me: war and space documentaries
mom: he means star wars me: mom stay in the car mom: nerd
I bought a treadmill because I ran out
of closet space for my clothes.
free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land
it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side