Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs.
Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?
Just realized that my spirit animal is Winnie the Pooh.
Two words: No pants.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.
What is your mom's favorite animal?
Macaque.
Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals.
I'm not that smart, people.