Choosing between Trader Joe's and Whole
Foods is white people's real Twilight.
gardens are insane.
"Oh that's just my box of dirt that pushes food at me very slowly."
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
No? Either have they.
If we were to have a small food fight,
would we be engaging in Morsel Combat?
[whole foods] WHITE GIRL: excus me do u hav pumpkin EMPLOYEE: (hands her a pumpkin) here WHITE GIRL: no no no.
PUMPKIN. its a type of spice