One of my favourite things is Pork Souvlaki on a Pita But it's
hard to get the animal rights activists to stay still
Wanna know what it's like being married?
Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
What do call groups of the 5 most dangerous animals?
A troop of gorillas A shiver of sharks A streak of tigers A band of Indians And a gang of niggers.
I own 2 types of fossilised animal
excrement I'm a shit collector.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.